Dearest Jesus, You offer the employment opportunity of a lifetime.

You call us
. . . to suffer in Your name,
. . . to be ridiculed in Your name,
. . . to give of ourselves in every way,
. . . and to be with You.

If we elect to not call You "Boss," we will get to sit in front of our wide-screen television sets all day long, eat fancy chocolates, and be all alone.

Sign us up, O God. We're yours.